Buzzfeed has a list of 21 marvellous “British People Problems” that, unfortunately, seem to hit the mark quite well. The list includes:
I can’t help but think of people who take sugar as intellectually inferior.
and
A man in the supermarket was browsing the food I wanted to browse, so I had to pretend to look at things I didn’t even want until he left.
Yep, that’s me.