The ridiculous phrases that universities have trademarked
- ‘First-year experience’ has been trademarked by the University of South Carolina
- ‘Fast-track MBA’ has been trademarked by Eastern University
- ‘Be the difference’ has been trademarked by Marquette University
- ‘Cure violence’ has been trademarked by the University of Illinois
- ‘Student life’ has been trademarked by Washington University in St. Louis
- ‘Students with diabetes’ has been trademarked by the University of South Florida
- ‘One course at a time’ has been trademarked by Cornell College
- ‘Touched by a nurse’ has been trademarked by the University of Colorado
- ‘We’re conquering cancer’ has been trademarked by the University of Texas
- ‘Working toward a world without cancer’ has been trademarked by the University of Kansas Hospital
- ‘Imagination beyond measure’ has been trademarked by the University of Virginia
- ‘Tomorrow starts here’ has been trademarked by East Carolina University
How crazy. I’m always very wary of thoughts I may have that follow the “It’s some-seemingly-straightforward-common-sense-aspect-of-modern-life-that’s-probably-lots-more-complicated-than-we-imagine-once-we-understand-the-issues-and-context gone mad!” pattern, but dear me this does sound stupid. First year experience? Student life?
Via Registrarism.
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