So today was national Tell A Joke Day, apparently.
I’m Sorry I’ve Written A Joke
What’s the difference between USA and USB? One has a white lead and never seems to be the correct way round, the other is an industry standard for cables.
What do you call a big reptile that gets someone else to bite you? A deligator.
Although a transvestite friend of mine lives in Greater Manchester, he also has a Wigan address.
My scouse uncle does greengrocery deliveries in Shoreditch. He doesn’t have a van. He does avocado.